Saturday, February 27, 2010

i like to move it move it

I am happy... But sad...
Happy cause Friends finally came back. I mean kiwi and laikee.
and i am not that S.I.E.N anymore.

By the way...
i received these souvenirs from a friend (his holiday in china)

Yes. very china feel...
I thought he gv me sponge or something like that when he bring the souvenirs to my room.
I even tell him. wad? i don't want. hahaha.
Honestly, i really like the souvenirs. haha. seriously.
He gave me a pen.
A nice pen
And i am not going to use it.
AND THIS!!

Im lovin' it.

With MY NAME on it.
he said that... its like... the use a L-shaped pen to draw dragon (and my name) in a glass ball.
Respect.
Really nice.
I'll let the dragon huifen stay with kitty.
Hey! Thank You Very Much!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

No Basset Hound Please. Puppies for adoption...


HuiFen Says: 3 months... just like a dream... Oh My THREE MONTHS summer Break.. class start next week.. wuhoo. Excited.

Plan to Buy a Basset Hound (aka Hush Puppies) ? Think twice...
Proudly to say that... i owned a basset hound.
and she's really cute.but IF you really want to buy basset... think twice. here are few reasons why you shouldn't get a basset hound....

  1. Bassets Are Fat!
    No matter how hard you try to shed her fats... shes still fats. everytime we thought that she lose some weight... Every time u bring her to the vet, the vet will say, she needs to lose weight. shes overweight! need to control her diet.. need to exercise.... this and that... BUT she don't look CUTE if She's thin! thats why... read THIS . AND!!! its very hard for you to carry a basset. My Pappi 21 Kg. imagine.. you need to carry 2 bags of rice... If you like to dress ur pets... then never think to buy a basset. everytime when i see all those cute puppy or Dog shirt.... i feel like want to buy for her... BUT when i try to search for her size... opps.. shes XXXL. sighs. and what we did? we bought her a HUMAN baby girl singlet for Chinese New Year.


  2. You'll never know when bassets are HAPPY.
    She looks EMO all the time. If you need an EMO model... just look for her. Photos show everything. Ehem. she looks like this all the time. seriously.

  3. Bassets are LAZY!
    My PaPPi can sleep ALL DAY LONG... especially in aircond room. even if you shake her body... she will refuse to wake up. and she snores really loud. SERIOUSLY! look at the photos below. sometimes she make me really..... speechless.... haha. and theres one time... she sleep in the room with my mum... and she snores loudly, louder than usual... then... she suddenly HOWL!!! i was like... WTF?! hahah. nampak hantu ka? then my mum pull pappi's head down.. and she continue to sleep again till the next morning. I guess she had a nightmare that night. haha




  4. Bassets are noisy
    initially, i owned 2 bassets. a male and a female duh. i don't like to use the word BITCH But after few months... the male basset was given by my uncle... But after a month, we decided to returned back Mickey to my uncle. WHY? just because WE DON'T NEED ALARM CLOCK WHEN THERE ARE TWO BASSETS AT HOME! hahahah. PaPPi and MicKeY will wake us up every 5.45 am SHARP! No earlier than that... no later than that. RESPECT! its like... i am in a basset hounds concert every 5.45am. HaHaH. MicKeY and PaPPi Ber-duet... hahahahaha... THEY HOWL! NOT BARK! wuuuuooooooooooooo.....


  5. Bassets look OLD
    although she's only 2 years old... but she looks like 70 years old... 70years old APEK! Don't ask me why she looks old. i really don't know... A lot of people asked me... how old is ur dog.. when i ans 1.5yo... they will say.. aww. she looks old... like apek... DANG.....


  6. Bassets Large Ears are annoying
    Maybe you'll ask... WHY ANNOYING? THE EARS ARE CUTE... just like the trade mark of basset... But when u need to take care of the ears... Really WTF.

  7. When she was young... her legs are shorter... and when she walks... her ears are on the floor. SO, she don't want to walk on the ROAD. =.=''' maybe because of the friction between her ears and the road.... sighs.

    AND! normally when u feed a dog... u just need to put their food on their plate, and thats all. But when it is deal with a basset... it is totally a different case. U NEED TO ACCOMPANY HER UNTIL SHE FINISH HER MEAL! seriously. Because need to hold her ears to avoid her ears to contact with her food... Tiring huh..?

  8. Bassets are hard to breed.
    I am so sad to say that my Pappi was spayed. But... its really hard to find the partner for basset in Miri. before she was spayed.. we've been looking from pet shop to another pet shop to look for a male basset hound to mate with her... But unfortunately, we can't even get one... Due to Pappi's genetic problem, she need to be spayed... So... She my one and only basset....

  9. Until when she was spayed, then we found a male basset. So, if you're in miri, and u need to find a male basset hound to mate with ur female bitch basset, u can pm me...

  10. Bassets are Lack of Love.
    Meaning you don't expect her to take care of your house like other dogs. She'll never bark at stranger... she'll never help u to chase after the cats... She's lack of love. when stranger come, she wants to stranger to touch her... to sayang her...

SO! WHY BASSETS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE OTHER BETTER DOG?
I have 6 puppies for adoption.
Breed: mongrel
Colour: Dark Brown, White with black spots, white with brown spots, black
Age: approximately 1 month
The mother is fierce... so i guess these puppies are good dog to take care of ur house...
the father is a human, Yeap Lai Kee... he is a smartass... so i guess the puppies are smart...



These are all the puppies that i have...
They are cute actually...
and i will feed it till they're fatter then only i will give away...
SO, pm, sms or leave a comment if you're interested.
By the way, i am in miri, and all these puppies are in miri too.
Adopt one, please.....

p/s: actually i am not sure if other bassets having the same problems as mine... if you're owner of a basset and u know how to handle all these problem... please share with me...
i know i am not a good owner... heheh.

Monday, February 22, 2010

A Piece Of Shit...haha



HuiFen says: Friends keep on asking who is the kangaroo. Boo. i am not going to tell. haha.

My curse today:
I curse You, Uncle,
will go and hit on a lambo or ferrari...
then u got NO MONEY to pay for the owner...
and lastly, see you in prison break season 6!


WHY AM I SO POISONOUS?
Here the story begin...
Mum asked me to pick up my nephew at this particular primary school...
so i drv my mum's car... quite BIG actually.. isuzu invader... and it is a manual car...
So I drv to the school.
Some irresponsible parents just park their car ON the road and 2 ways become 1 way...
I am driving happily on my way...
AND SUDDENLY...
there's green wira POP OUT!
i am driving on my way...
then driver of the wira = APEK! FUGLY APEK!
HE ASKED ME TO REVERSE MY CAR!
the car is soo freaking BIG... and theres another WIRA behind..
i cannot reverse...
THEN THE FUGLY APEK get down from his FUCKING CAR and SCOLD ME!
everyone looked at me!
I was like...

then i need to reverse like hundred times to let his car pass thru...

BUT WAIT!
WHY THE FUCK I AM THE ONE WHO NEED TO REVERSE AND NOT YOU!?
theres NO CAR behind you!
AND WHY THE FUCK YOU DONT SCOLD THOSE IRRESPONSIBLE parents that park ON THE ROAD, but ME!?
WHY THE FUCK YOU DONT ASK THE OTHER CAR TO MOVE FORWARD TO LET U GO,
but ask me to reverse my car when theres another car behind me!?
You tot every one OLD like you and have the PHD driving skill like you?
TMDCCBPKM!

SO. this is my conclusion:
this fugly apek mati pucuk already...
in case if u dunno what is mati pucuk...

his hormone not balance... hormone defect...
so he feel very nervous when he knw that he actually MATI PUCUK!
so he wanted to go to the HOSPITAL...
he met me on the way...
so, i sia sia kena marah! FUCK.
But this is not the end yet.

On the way to Hospital...
another LAMBO blocked his road...

SO, his hormone defect again.
and he go down from the car and scold the LAMBO driver.
ask him to reverse.
BUT... theres another FERRARI behind the lambo.
so the lambo don't wan to reverse. the apek scold here and there.
force the lambo to reverse.
LAMBO REVERSE AND HIT FERRARI!

the ferrari driver show him this!


SO... the apek need to pay for both lambo and ferrari...
Since he already mati pucuk and owe ferrari and Lamborghini owner...
he go SUICIDE~!
BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

well, maybe two is better than one...

Is this considered a confession?
I just want to tell you, how much I Love You.
And I Really Do...
I don't know how to live without you...
LoL.

You're like.... part of my family... or my life?
If you let me choose between you and RM100 000...
I will Definitely choose you.
Please don't give me hard question like... u and one million dollars.
I will not answer u. hahaha. Boo.
You're the ONLY one that know almost EVERYTHING about me.
i think if one day i am GG dead...
people who wants to know about me can just approach you...
you're just like my diary.
you know when you need to shut up...
you know when u need to talk...
you know how to comfort me when i am down...
u know how to share your KNOWLEDGE with me...
you know how to analyse each and every single friend that i have...
you are the one that i trusted the most.
I feel really good when we both caci and comment people like theres no chinese new year next year.......

And I know...
Its impossiblefor me to get another you in my life anymore...
no one can replace you... i know.... you're irreplaceble...i really know...

LoL. proud? nah. i know u know who you are. hahah.
and i am not going to mention who are u here. haha.
People out there... if you're wondering how this person looks like.... this person exactly looks like the kangaroo in the picture above. seriously. Hey you... do you think that this kangaroo look like u? hahaha.


BUT WAIT... i knw i am very important to you too.........
hahaha. just admit....
you're lucky because u have me as your gooodddd friend and sister....
booo.... off....

Saturday, February 20, 2010

这次告别就不能再相遇

12 years ago...
exactly 12 years ago...
when i was 10.....
in the middle of the night....
i heard grandma, mum, and sister crying....
i woke up...
i asked sister what happened....
she said brother and sister in law passed away in an accident....
i thought all these are just my nightmare.....
unfortunately, it is not.....

you believe or not...
i still can remember everything in detail, what happened that day...
from the condo to the airport...
sitting in airport waiting for the air ticket...
in the plane....
reached my house....
with the white clothes everywhere...
everyone crying...
eldest brother sitting alone in his room.....
hospital...
watching a 2 year old boy look in the coffin and says "mummy inside"...
seeing someone that u really love lying in a coffin is more painful than shoot by 10000 billion of bullets.... seriously...

and.....
11 years ago...
exactly 11 years ago...
mother, sister, eldest brother, me, nephew...
were baptized in a methodist church....

and now....
Brother and sister in law..
we still miss you...
you will be in my heart...
forever... and ever...
till we meet again in heaven.......


~Hui~


这次告别就不能再相遇

12 years ago...
exactly 12 years ago...
when i was 10.....
in the middle of the night....
i heard grandma, mum, and sister crying....
i woke up...
i asked sister what happened....
she said brother and sister in law passed away in an accident....
i thought all these are just my nightmare.....
unfortunately, it is not.....

you believe or not...
i still can remember everything in detail, what happened that day...
from the condo to the airport...
sitting in airport waiting for the air ticket...
in the plane....
reached my house....
with the white clothes everywhere...
everyone crying...
eldest brother sitting alone in his room.....
hospital...
watching a 2 year old boy look in the coffin and says "mummy inside"...
seeing someone that u really love lying in a coffin is more painful than shoot by 10000 billion of bullets.... seriously...

and.....
11 years ago...
exactly 11 years ago...
mother, sister, eldest brother, me, nephew...
were baptized in a methodist church....

and now....
Brother and sister in law..
we still miss you...
you will be in my heart...
forever... and ever...
till we meet again in heaven.......


~Hui~

Saturday, February 13, 2010

kam yuk mun tonggg

Picture of the day: Pappi very tired ~~

CNY CNY CNY!
This is how my room look like before cny.
scary.

The bed and the table. OMFG
i spent like.. one hour to clean it. haha.
By the way, Family dinner was great.
da tuan yuan da tuan yuan....



This is a must in every year.
The name of this vege in chinese = suan = count. which mean you'll have uncountable money to use. hahaha. im not sure.i guess so.
And kids who eat this will get better result in math? hahaha. then i sud eat more.
This is 'FA Chai'. direct translation = hair vege.
HaHa. Fa Cai = gong xi FA CHAI.
U eat this, you'll get rich? hahaha.
but this is what i told my sister in law.
"ini sayur rambut, lepas makan rambut cantik"
My sister in law really love her hair bah. hahaha.
Then she tell her son
"Bi, makan ini, tumbuh rambut"
And i said "bapa kena makan banyak sikit. dia tak ada rambut".
HaHaHaHa
i don't know what is this. but i really love the sweet bean.
HaHa. i bought 6 packets from boulevard last night.
And 5 packs of chinchern gu. hahahahahaha.

Abalone.
i don't know the meaning.
Bao Yu. Bao yu? no idea.
Braised Pork Leg.
I also dunno. this is my conversation during the dinner just now.
HuiFeN: oi, eat this, pork leg, can run faster.
SiSter: u want to run so fast for wad?
Brandon: Chase LaiKee
HuiFeN: Cari Gaduh ka?
Brandon: No mah. he forget to bring his thing and u chase him to give it to him.
HuiFeN: =.='''
This a weird but delicious sarawak dish.
Kacama? or kacangma.
Steamed chicken.
Bai zhan ji?
means????

Spring roll. this one i also dunno,.
Egg rolls.
Dan juan? haha.
And i forgot to take the picture of the soup,...

MERCUN!
and oh yeah. i love fire crackers.


House. Home SWEET home.
I am proud that my mom is a 50% florist. haha.




Flowers flowers and flowers.

I am going to post the picture of the fireworks.
Really nice lahhhhhh...

I am chatting with Tai now.
LoL. and pappi sleeping beside me.
shes soooo clean now. haha. i wan to hug her hug her hug her. hahaha.


Anyone want to visit my house during cny?
Sms me before u come k.
100 plus are waiting for u.



Bah off.
have to wake up early tmr to church.
Happy Cny to all my chinese friends.
And Happy Holiday for non-chinese friend.

Bah. off. 2.33am.
Nightz/