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i wanna share with u guys... something I my nephew found.... very interesting and funny...

Huang Hun

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Qian Li Zhi Wai

must go okay.... prepare ur tissue.... cz u might sweat. =.='''

Chern (Part 2)

Jokes: Why do dinosaur extinct?
Cz ultraman killed them. (from teacher rainul)

Story 5: The Clubbing Story
''i dun want to go clubbing anymore'. chern said this to qihan and me. hahaha. then hoh...
i asked y lar... he said... he feel so pity to his mom... he said that his mummy very kerlian, everyday stay at home alone.. he dun wan to go clubbing anymore, he wants to accompany his mummy... erm... good boy.... guilty already.... hahaha.
he is such a nice son. few days later hor.... i found a picture in friendster. hahahaha.
chinchern's clubbing friendster... sweat...

Story 6: MSN Funny Pictures
HaHa.... seriously, chinchern is quite handsome de... for me at least hahaha. but he never put his own picture in msn. hahaha. maybe too handsome already, he dun dare to show it
His MSN display pictures damn funny lar. hahaha. picture of a tower written 'i am not a towel'.
or a funny cat picture... or a editted chern's face pic. or a pic that looks like mr.bean. hahahahaaha.. very sweat...

Story 7:Handshaking
Group discussion. Qihan, me and chern. we went to Asia Cafe for breakfast. haha. Chern ordered a coffee. then... i 'discovered' something. something very weird. he use the teaspoon to drink his coffee. okay. this one still okay. normal. but his hand shake like........ shaker.. hahahaha... i knw i shouldn't laugh. but chern is really funny. cz a when a full teaspoon of coffee reached his mouth, it become a spoon without coffee. hahaha. very cute right. hahaha. he said dunno wad hormone too high lar. cannot be cureeee... hahaha....

Chern...

LoL.. i am going to share some real, but funny stories of a friend of mine, Lee Chin Chern. hahahaha.

This guy, he looks very blur.... and he is very blur haha.

Story 1 : Picanto Versus Merz

Chinchern, he has a Picanto. Haha. His picanto looks very nice. seriously. with skirting, this and that. but hoh.one day hoh... he terlanggar tiang or wad lar... this is actually curtin's tiang la. dunno which driver so geng. hahaha. but i am sure not me and shu ling, although our skill very 'geng'. hahahaha...

then he send his car to workshop lar... Then, he ask his friend to help him... he drv his dad's merz with his friend to the workshop, then he drv the merz, and his friend drv the picanto... then on the way....... suddenly..... he heard "PONG'!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... His picanto langgar the merz... hahahaha. so, both car u-turn back to the workshop. =.='''

Story 2:Chinese versus France
We're in the same class (Calculus). then hoh, he actually st beside Jacky and i sit beside yeye adrian. then adrian and jacky... both ponteng... then i go and sit with chern la. we keep on talking... in chinese.... blah3... Miss Annie, our canadian tutor, very tak syok already.. cz she dun understand wad we're talking about. haha. so she go to chern's place... hahaha. then start teaching chern using weird language, we suspect that is france. hahaha. then hoh.. chin chern 'aa... oo...' to her somemore.haha. really LMAO... hahaha.

Story 3:The Breakfast
Then, me, qihan and chinchern, in the web... 3.30pm that time... then chinchern said he is very hungry... normal la that... then he said he only skip his lunch.. then he tell us la.. only breakfast tahan till now... hahaha.. the said "i only drank a cup of Milo, then 2eggs... AND A CIGARETTE!'
Then qihan like... duh.. no need to mention the ciga lar... sweat...

Story 4:Ciga versus pet
Qihan and me noticed that, chern is trying to quitting smoking. hahaha. his msn pm :quitting, Day One, Day two, Day Three.... Then till day 10, if not mistaken, No more counting know.. Then after class, i teman him to pass the community service form to Miss Annie... then i ask him lar.. whether he smoking again ka.. then he's like.. har?? the smell very strong ka this and that.. then i ask him y stop quitting la.. he said he is stress... cz his parents not went to dunno where to travel... he gt a lot of things to do at home. then i ma tell him.. no need to cook, go out eat, no need to wash his clothes... bring to dobby la.. knw wad he answered me? dun sweat... prepare ur tissue.. He said...
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"I am stress cz i need to bring my dog to poo everyday"
....... then i am like... wad the..........
speechless

Coming soon:

story 5:clubbing story
story6:MSN funny pictures
Story7:handshaking
story8:bird shit dinner
story 9:jacky versus qihan
Story 10:the web and the porn
Story 11: Community Service 10hours and Calculus Text Book
Story 11: Presentation limitation and 'walao'

Lantern Day

5 sakais went to Curtin University of Technology Malaysia, Sarawak Malaysia Campus
Also known as SARANG MOSQUITO campus....
to celebrate the mooncake festival or to feed the mosquitoes?
buffet night for the undergraduate mosquitoes (i'll share with u guys bout this joke later)

Funny... non stop laughing...
because of shu ling, she is now a big girl already. hahaha
Low man Huan, remember y we laugh like mad in this picture?
hahaha. because of...??? hahahahahaha

And this sakai boy, (he said he is not a man yet) very kerlian. hahaha.
he is the cameraman? Nope, Miss Beene will say you're sexist... u have to say... photographer... hahahahaha.

4 sakais berposing

they are very tak syok... waiting for curtin bus, hahahaha.
look at sim zhe's head. haha. patah already
look at Man Huan's face lansi

Oh yeah... curtin bus datang already. hahaha....

Family Portrait

And.... Friendship forever kawan. hahaha
i finally have another friendship star... hahaha.
okay... i love u ppl.
and also sing ping, yixiu.hahaha

THE JOKE.... LAME JOKE.... (FROM SIM ZHE)

Wang Qing : 慧芬，你们这里的蚊子很好笑。我们那里的蚊子， 如果你要打它， 它会飞。 可是。 这里的蚊子，你打它，它就傻傻在那里给你打。哈哈哈。

(i knw my chinese sucks... but at least i tried okay... hahahha)
My english sucks too. but i will try to translate.

Wang Qing, he is my friend from china. HaHa. then that time, we work together to build a bridge... in canteen. haha. then oh.. a lot of mosquitoes. and when u hit urself the mosquito, the mosquito just stay there. and dun move. mati katak right. then my this wang qing said the mosquitoes in curtin very funny. cz normally the mosquitoes will fly away ba.

then i tell this story to Sim Zhe, Ling and Man Huan. Haha.. i said, Curtin Sarawak should change their name to Curtin University of Technology, Sarang Sarawak Mosquito Malaysia Campus. hahaha.

then oh..try u guess what we he said.... hahaha... he said... the mosquitoes outside curtin are graduated. thats y when u hit, it will fly away. to protect itself. HaHa. Okay, and Mosquitoes in curtin hoh, they are still 'studying' nt pro or educated yet... so when you hit the mosquito (in curtin) it will stay they... wont fly. hahahahahaha.... SWEAT =.='''

Starbucks in Miri

Hooray.... excited.... cz Secret Recipe is now opening in Miri... haha.... Yeah... haha. chocolate indulgent here i come. hahahaha. lol...

Know what.... here's a good news for the mirians. hahaha. You can DRINK Starbucks coffee in miri as well...... Miri is a developed CITY. hahaha.
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TADA!!!!!


Miri starbucks. Go to Imperial Mall, Ground Floor? or Basement i forgot (Boulevard), drinks department... and you'll see this. hahaha. i wondered if i can order starbucks donut? hahaha... lol.. i knw.. lame. okay... can u see the extra little thing there? hahahaha. yeah.. that is lalat. Miri flies are so lucky... cz they can RIP together with starbucks coffee.
and also berkarat. kasihan.... fast fast... faster go and buy ur starbucks now. hahahaha.

Tak STOP? Nak MATI ke?

This is quite funny, for me at least... haha. i captured this picture during my study week last semester (trip to KK... driving huh... with my sis... haha.. geng i knw. no need to mention.). this is while we are waiting for ferry, or in the ferry. haha. and i saw this little stupid but funny thingy. hahaha... BERHENTI, means STOP. HaHa.. hello... its river lar... tak berhenti nak mati ke? hahaha... neways, hope that this is FUNNY for you. hahah...

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And, hey! My blog not dead yet... still alive k... Still ALIVE... haha..

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BTW, attention to all makmurianz, IF U READ MY BLOG... please click here to our BLOG.. our 'FIRST CLASS' bloggie. Heheh. if u're interested to be one of the authors, email me... my email is simhh_88@hotmail.com. Haha. and Makmurianz, we will have a reunion 5 years after we graduated reunion on 13 December 2008, at Damai, Vegas Grill and Steak, dress code:semi formal. Haha. hope to see you guys there. BTW, please check our friendster forum, to confirm us whether you're going or not (i hope everyone will present, but i dunno how to contact Syamimi). See you guys.

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TO MISS KONG SHU LING!!!

Hey, no more PM battle. i want to have a blog battle with you now. hahaha. joking. HaHa... But, i still do not agree that Mr.XH is better than MR.AS. hahaha... lol.. pretty boy Vs Handsome Boy, which u prefer? hahaha.

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Happy weekend friends. If nothing goes wrong, my next post will be 10reasons why you need a friend. hahaha...

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thank you for reading my stupid post. haha. enjoy and have fun.

Fish + Ball = Fishball

Fish + Ball = FishBall

Ham + Burger = HamBurger

Pine + Apple = PineApple

Cock + Tail = CockTail

Chicken +Burger = Chicken Burger

Fish + Potatochips = Fish 'n' Chips

Fish + Microchip = Cyborgchip

Lap + Top = LapTop

Star + Bucks = Starbucks

Okay.. now we go to Sot 1...

Sim + Zhe = Zheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sim + Hui + Fen = Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Y? let me explain...

Sim Zhe/Sim Hui Fen

cancel out the SIM.

then ignore my Hui

then the 'e' in Zh'e' and F'e'n sot already

that's y...

Zheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

ok. this one nevermine. hahaha. another one more sweat...

Peng + San (mountain) = pengsan.

So, if u peng the mountain, you'll 'pengsan'

sweat =.='''

(Idea from Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeen and Zheeeeeeeeeeee )

Happy Weekend. i dun have class till tuesday. yeahhhh....

Have a GOOD Laugh

1. Losing all your friends
   Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
   A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'....Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
3. Meaning of WIFE
   Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Every Time!'Wife replies, 'No, it means With Idiot For Ever!!'
4. Importance of a period
   Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. Confidential
   A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!'
6. Anger management?
   Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet..' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'